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EL COLMO DE ...

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:30 pm
by DDD
¿Colmo de un zador?
Que le salga un hijo pato


¿Colmo de un electricista?
Electrocutarse con una pila de mierda.


¿Colmo de un panadero?
Que le amasen a la hija

¿Colmo de un motorista?...
Sacar la mano y ver si llueve.

¿Colmo de un robot?
Tener los nervios de acero o tener las bolas de hierro

¿Colmo de un jardinero?
Que lo dejen plantado


¿Colmo de un bombero?
Que tenga una mujer ardiente


¿Colmo de un carpintero?
Pasarse el día tocando madera


¿Colmo de un calvo?
Que se le transparenten las ideas

¿Colmo de un fotógrafo?
Que se le revelen los hijos


¿Colmo de un gallego?
Verse al espejo y decir yo te conozco.


¿Colmo de un barbero?
Coger el autobús por un pelo


¿Colmo de un arquitecto?
Construir castillos en el aire.


¿Colmo de un imperdible?
Perderse.

¿Colmo de la sumisión?
Que te estén dando por el culo y que tengas que pedir perdón por dar la espalda.

¿Colmo de un pianista?
Que su hija se llame tecla y su novio la toque

¿Colmo de un ordenador?
Que su operador estornude y pille un virus.

¿Colmo de un lírico?
Haber tenido un placido domingo.



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Están buenísimos!!!!!

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:33 am
by Tilde
Están buenísimos!!!!! Mis preferidos son el del electricista y el del lírico!!!!! :grin:
Saludos!
Tilde

Re: Están buenísimos!!!!!

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:20 am
by DDD