Priceless

[Mabouchita]

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he see's is a couple of aspirins next to a glass on water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and see's his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He look around the room and see's that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirin, cringes when he see's a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss from his wife in lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you darling! Love Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eatting. Jack ask's. "Son... what happen last night?"

"Well you came home after 3AM, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door"

Confused he asked his son, "So, Why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies. "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed. "Leave me alone I'm married!!!"

Broken Coffee Table $39.99 Hot Breakfast $4.20 Two Aspirins $.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time... PRICELESS!!!!!!!